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Her: and so I’m like YOU KNOW I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. GETOVERITITISNEVERGOINGTOHAPPEN. sorry, that was a lot harder to read than I expected.
Me: heheh. TIT.
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from a Serious Conversation with my best friend.
People keep telling me that Twitter is a great social tool.
Yeah, just like a hammer.
A big, dick-shaped hammer.
Smashing away at my real-life social skills.
Into pieces shaped like tiny owls and hobovaginas.
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