January 2011
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“Klaxon is a trademark for a brand of electromechanical horn or alerting device....”
– Wikipedia.
(Made you giggle!)
ah-WOOOOGA
Got a postcard from Egypt today in my SU box from a friend who just returned. Small world these days, eh?
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Shit, Guys
My youthful idealism is wearing out. Can I get a booster on wide-eyed optimism?
“Dodd 316: Birthplace of Jonah McCleary, well-known demon from the 1870’s....”
– Willipedia
So this whole time I’ve been trying to see if the people who live above me like having lots of really fast sex or if they own some obese gazelle that run laps around the room once a day for exercise. Little did I know that it was probably Jonah McCleary and/or your typical...
“I was going to stay with you but I am bleeding from the face.”
– From my sent texts.
I lasted about twenty minutes at the concert before my friend accidentally punched me in the face and I started bleeding and needing to convince the security guards not to arrest anyone.
Williams, you always know how to welcome me back with open arms.
Related:
There is an Internet Pinball Machine Database.
Commence geekout.
Winter Study
…is an important time to spend with friends, revamp or regroup your priorities, and consider your objectives for the coming semester.
Ergo, My Goals For the Spring:
Get a high score on the Twilight Zone pinball game in Paresky.
Thus concludes my goals for Spring.
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Nine O' Clock
Birds, crabs, and fish are dying. Heartbeats across species sputter and stall on the surface of ponds, on small town streets and roofs and porches. All over the world dead flocks of animals, all at once.
An Australian has taken the murky subconscious of the US and turned it inside out, letting our secret longings ooze into our superego every night on the news. Agents talk about figures’ wardrobes...
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“I can’t count the times that upon telling someone I am vegetarian, he or...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer, Eating Animals
I have been vegetarian for six days. I’m trying it for a month as a New Year’s Resolution because it makes sense given my religious affiliations. I have been so startled by people’s reactions given that a.) since I can remember people have...
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Things Done in 2011
Attended a party which contained an individual named Laser.
Received advice for free Kanye West downloads written on the back of a gentleman’s business card.
Smoked a little bit of a cigar for the first time in my life.
Failed to pack for school despite supposedly leaving tomorrow.
Consumed Pepto Bismol that expired in 2003.
*Successfully* consumed a few crackers.
2011, I got you...