January 2010
28 posts
“Sorry, I’m going to be out of the country for the weekend.”
– My favorite thing to say of the day. (I’m going to Mexico! And not for the tequila with worms at the bottom [because ew]!)
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Jan 25th
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Favorite Texts from Last Night (and conversations)
“As long as Nancy Pelosi is in your spank bank nothing can go wrong.” “Did we… dance together? Earlier?” “Uh… Nick?” “Yeah.” “YES I WIN.” “The lead singer of [REDAC-ok, it rhymes with Bodsnack.] (who is a douchebag) is coming to my party tomorrow. Wonderful.” “I plan 90% of our social calendar.”...
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Jan 21st
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“Texting is like Twitter, but one-on-one.”
– Steve
Jan 21st
H. S. Mauberley, Part 1, by Ezra Pound
E. P. Ode pour l’élection de son sépulchre For three years, out of key with his time, He strove to resuscitate the dead art Of poetry; to maintain “the sublime” In the old sense. Wrong from the start — No, hardly, but, seeing he had been born In a half savage country, out of date; Bent resolutely on wringing lilies from the acorn; Capaneus; trout for factitious bait: ...
Jan 21st
I meant to text this guy today to ask when I should come “steal Kayla.” It turned out to be the wrong number. I’m not sure if I should text him again to clarify that Kayla is, in fact, our dog, and not a small child whom I am planning to kidnap.
Jan 19th
Jan 19th
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ListenPhoenix, “If I Ever Feel Better”
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
Anonymous asked: Who ARE you anyway, hotshuff?
Jan 17th
“You sent the lost clothing text three times. But it had perfect grammar....”
Jan 17th
Jan 17th
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First Person Tetris →
Jan 16th
My Future Match.com Profile
Kels: Oh, we have snack bar points. [Pause.] I can tell what you're thinking about right now.
Me: What?
Kels: [Disappointed head shake.] You're such a slut for grilled honey buns.
Jan 15th
Jan 14th
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katieography asked: how do you do this?
Jan 14th
Jan 14th
Oh, I found Matthew Lyons (and lots of other lovely things) through Kitsune Noir. You probably already know KN, but credit where credit is due, yes?
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Jan 13th
Okay, I enabled ask. →
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